I'll trade you black stools for your Wayne Gretzky card.
(No Doubt - Sunday Morning)

So I’ve been taking my anti-inflammatory drugs like a good boy for the past 2 weeks and thankfully I haven’t experienced any of the anal bleeding side effects outlined in the little info pamphlet they gave me. In addition I haven’t had any black stools and vomit that looks like coffee grounds. In retrospect, this seems like an unfair trade for just reducing inflammation in my strained tendons and ligaments -- but what do I know.
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I finally finished my poker table. The project took me about a year. One day to come up with the idea, a week to contemplate the design, 11 months to procrastinate, another week to psych myself up, 5 days to gather all my supplies, 2 days to actually build it. Pictures will be up as soon as I re-install my digital camera software. (Damn western-digital hard drives.)
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I wish my bedroom was big enough to cover with foam and put a mechanical bull in the middle. I also wish I had spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle.
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I know it’s not exactly what you expected but things rarely are when they have anything to do with me. Deal with it.